“They also need
To socialize
To find a dog
The nicest”
After all
We wouldn’t want
A canine
Shidduch crisis!
And they need space
To meet their mates
And connect with
Their “masters”
While families
Are stressed and pained
And going through disasters
And pet food is an industry
My friend
Oh! How it’s grown!
Gone is the day
When we would say
“Give the dog a bone!”
They’re making millions
Serving steak
Of course filet mignon!
And then they make
Crackers and cake
And plates to serve it on!
The world, my friend
Is upside down
It has gone to the dogs
Like all the guys
Who speak their minds
On something they call blogs!
But something
Makes me happy
About this crazy trend
Perhaps it is a sign
That soon
The madness shall soon end
For we know
That the Mishnah
Tells the time and place
When the geulah
Will reach us
In every single place
A sign that he is coming
A sign that he is near
I see it in the world we live
I feel it in the air
Ikvisah deMeshicha
We know the time and place
It’s when the generation has
A dogged-looking face!
