You’ll open up a website
Or make a toll free call
And add some facts and figures
Voila! Healthcare for all
They said, “I couldn’t do it”
The prez he did declare
But I will show the world how I
Would make Obamacare!
No need for you to worry
Nor families to fret
Remember it’s we Democrats
Who made the internet!
He hyped the day
Of reckoning
The site would go online
Each citizen
Would soon log in
To my perfect design
And came that day
They all punched in
To get healthcare dot gov
And somehow things
Were happening
That they
Never thought of
What is the price?
What is the plan?
The info won’t go in
“Don’t worry!”
Said the president
His face sporting
A grin
Obamacare
Will fix it all
We won’t discriminate!
I’m sure we’ll get it running
Perhaps a little late!
They tried again
To get healthcare
Enrolling in a plan
“It never works”
But O just smirks
And says
“Oh yes! We can!”
Republicans are seething
The Dems can’t get it right
The president assures them
He sees the fix in sight
Perhaps the reason
It won’t work
Insurance you can’t get
Maybe it’s ‘cause
The way to buy
Is just the internet!
And maybe our great government
Did not shut down last week
We now can blame the internet
That needed just a tweak
And once again all problems
Don’t need psychology
The root of all the trouble…
Is bad technology!
