It’s raining hard this summer
Climate Change! Climate Change!
This winter’s been a bummer
Climate Change! Climate Change!
There was snow up in Detroit
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Again, time to exploit!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
There’s floods in Tampa Bay
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Take all their gas away!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
There’s mosquitoes in droves
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Take away their stoves!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Hurricanes are storming
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Of course! It’s Global Warming!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
There’s smoke up in Alberta!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
I know it sounds absurda
Climate Change! Climate Change!
But if temperature is higher
Climate Change! Climate Change!
It’s sure to start a fire!
New York is turning grey!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Even for a day!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Don’t let them go outside!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Make all the children hide
Climate Change! Climate Change!
No play or active tasks
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Make sure they wear their masks!
Let’s scare them every day
Climate Change! Climate Change!
For that’s the only way
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Don’t let them manufacture
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Normal life we’ll fracture
Climate Change! Climate Change!
No more fossil fuels
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Teaching “woke” in schools
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Watch what we all eat
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Veggies and no meat!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Yeshivos cause pollutions
Climate Change! Climate Change!
So close their institutions
Climate Change! Climate Change!
No coal smell in the air
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Build wind turbines everywhere
Climate Change! Climate Change!
The world is oh so brittle
Climate Change! Climate Change!
Azoy zogt Chicken Little!
Climate Change! Climate Change!
And when all is lost
Climate Change! Climate Change!
And we can’t calculate the cost
And we see just how deranged
Then…
Biden Change! Biden Change!