Saturday, Jul 2, 2022

Visiting ReVisited

Debates shall rage As in years past Will the Institution last?

Despite the thought

Seeming obscene

When you sit on

Seventeen

 

While back and forth

And in between

The camps in which

Your kids have been

 

So this debate

I hear my friend

Has just been sent

To the UN

 

To hear world leaders

What they say

Should we abolish

Visiting Day

 

And so they asked

Sir Muammar

No camp, he said

Is really far

 

For if you think

The shlep’s insane

They can send

A NATO plane

 

And Abbas said

The camps, my friend

To my death

I shall defend

 

I do not think

We should debate

Those squalid camps

Declare a state!

 

The president

Of USA

This is what

He had to say

 

I say, “Just leave it

If you aks

For tipping is

A form of tax!”

 

The UN Chief

Of course would say

Just like he said

The other day

 

The question isn’t

Or perhaps is it?

The value of

This camping visit?

 

The truth is that

I’m really itchin’

To visit some camp’s

Little kitchen

 

And then declare

We have world peace

And I just solved

Problems with Greece

 

Truth be told

We know it’s true

No matter what

They try to do

 

Some will kvetch

And some will fight

Some will write

The Readers Write

 

But up we’ll drive

Our cars packed tight

Leave by day

Return at night

 

To spend some time

Perhaps to play

With our kids

We sent away

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