Despite the thought
Seeming obscene
When you sit on
Seventeen
While back and forth
And in between
The camps in which
Your kids have been
So this debate
I hear my friend
Has just been sent
To the UN
To hear world leaders
What they say
Should we abolish
Visiting Day
And so they asked
Sir Muammar
No camp, he said
Is really far
For if you think
The shlep’s insane
They can send
A NATO plane
And Abbas said
The camps, my friend
To my death
I shall defend
I do not think
We should debate
Those squalid camps
Declare a state!
The president
Of USA
This is what
He had to say
I say, “Just leave it
If you aks
For tipping is
A form of tax!”
The UN Chief
Of course would say
Just like he said
The other day
The question isn’t
Or perhaps is it?
The value of
This camping visit?
The truth is that
I’m really itchin’
To visit some camp’s
Little kitchen
And then declare
We have world peace
And I just solved
Problems with Greece
Truth be told
We know it’s true
No matter what
They try to do
Some will kvetch
And some will fight
Some will write
The Readers Write
But up we’ll drive
Our cars packed tight
Leave by day
Return at night
To spend some time
Perhaps to play
With our kids
We sent away
