Truth be told
Did not realize
How so much info
Therein lies
And thus I thought
It would be wise
To open up
And analyze
First, it has
Important news
Explained through its
Editor’s views
And from a true
Torah perspective
Rabbi Rapps
Is quite reflective
Flip a page
If you just might
And just read what
The “Readers write”
I turned indeed
Seriously
And read and read
Rav Nosson Tzvi
From every angle
That could be
And … it was not
Enough for me
Chinuch writing
Page after page
With wisdom
Practical and sage
Indeed they cover
Not just mention
Each Asifa
Or convention!
(And every type
With good intention!)
Teshuvos from
The av bais din
U.S. poskim
Found within
History set
By every date
News from every
Single state
Concisely said
And filled with facts
Packed with info
To the max
Every yahrtzeit
Never fails
Bios written
With details
I know the work
That it entails
Advice columns
Do enable
Shidduch, chinuch
A roundtable
Of course on parsha
Endless sechoirah
Myriad columns
Packed with Torah
The Center Page
Oy! Git a kik!
To see if they
Put in your pic!
But if you’re not
There in the news
You’re surely in
The Lakewood views!
And that’s just half
For this presenter
Did not speak yet
About “The Center”
Of course I like
That part the best
‘Cause that is where
My musings rest
History’s Strange Side
Is there
Halacha Talk
And Libby’s fare
Crafts for kids
And recipes
And Binni’s
Clever mysteries
Quizzes, games
And C. B.’s tales
Every other
Tabloid pales
And thus I wonder
Who has time
To read the words
Of this poor rhyme
When so much more
From brilliant sages
Fill the other
Yated pages!
